I don’t know how to play the piano. Used to play the trumpet in middle school before I realized I wouldn’t be able to see any boobies in high school playing in the band, no matter how many sports I played. Even if I did continue to play an instrument, I would never play the piano…I’m not a NERD!
However, as I have aged (well I might add…I haven’t even begun to peak), I realize that being able to play the piano is actually kinda cool. Just watch any YouTube video of John Legend playing random ass pianos in England…shit is awesome and draws a crowd.
Now, none of us are going to pull a thousand Brits to come watch us play a piano like John Legend, shit most of us can’t even play the piano. But think about how cool it would be if we could just know how to play one song that will get the people going!
So when you’re at a party that has a piano or you want to play that piano at those fancy clothes stores with the sign that says “DON’T PLAY” you can walk up to that GODDAMN piano and play it like you are about to peak all over everyone because you are a 5 STAR MAN (or woman).
Well that one song can be our all time favorite, Dayman! Watch this video and play the piano like a Beautiful, Beautiful gazelle person. Impress your friends, who I’m assuming are IASIP fans (they should be) and maybe, just maybe, score yourself a waitress. Maybe you’ll get to see some boobies (or pectorals)!