Jon Snow Practices the D.E.N.N.I.S System

He hasn’t even begun to peak!

If you haven’t tried the DENNIS System yet, what the hell is taking you so long? Try it out, whether you’re a dude, chick, or other/all of the above you should give it a shot. Just don’t be a sick and twisted, most likely a serial killer, piece of shit like Dennis. Many people are saying it works, bigly!


With that being said, it looks like our beloved brother of the Night’s Watch and King in the North, Jon Snow, has already tried the D.E.N.N.I.S System out. In fact he lost his GODDAMN virginity using it!

Jon Snow

If it works on wildlings¬†then it can work on anyone and if that stoic bastard can use it successfully, so can you. Lets take a look at how he carried out the Golden God’s system.

Demonstrate Value

Engage Physically

Nurture Dependence

Neglect Emotionally

Inspire Hope

and my favorite

Separate Entirely

I mean…he took an arrow in the back from her but at least he isn’t a virgin anymore. Could be worse…he could be Sam….

I'm cultivating mass


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