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Glenn Is Triggered and We Have to Let Him Breathe
Folks, Glenn is pissed off! I don’t know who he’s pissed at but shit I’m glad it isn’t me. Seems like one of those “Hammer of Thor” moments and I don’t want to be around when it goes down. In an attempt to calm Glenn down, I will address all of his points with you. […] More
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Just In: New A.P. Bio Trailer Is Out, This Show Looks Like a Gift From the Golden God!
Here we have it folks, the first trailer for Glenn’s new show! Featuring Patton Oswalt, A.P. Bio looks like it will be hilarious with Glenn bringing just enough of our 5 Star Man Dennis, to give it an edge. A preview of the show will come our way on February 1st at 9:30EST immediately following Will and Grace. Then, […] More
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Glenn Hanging out at the Office to Go Through Season 13 Script?
GODDAMNIT! Right before I was going to start my social media/internet voluntary shut down to avoid Star Wars spoilers, I see this tweet from yesterday. There is a bit to unpack here. First and foremost, Glenn is at the RCG offices. For you science bitches out there, RCG = Rob, Charlie, and Dennis…shit I mean […] More
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Letters to Dennis: the People Want Their Golden God Back
Here at It’s Always, your leader in all things Sunny and GODDAMNIT’s, we receive quite a few messages, emails, and DM’s from fans. Many of these fans do not understand that we are a fan site and actually think we are affiliated with the show. In some cases, fans think that the site is a […] More
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Breaking News! The DENNIS System Proven to Be a Viable Dating Technique Once Again
A few months ago, I showed all you peasants how Jon Snow used the D.E.N.N.I.S. System to lose his virginity by banging the wildling Eigrrieette (see you in the comments nerds) in a sexual hot spring infested cave north of the wall. Many people were saying “Wow I never noticed that. You’re a Genius Nick!” […] More
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Dennis and Dee Get a New Dad and We Find Out Charlie’s Dad
One sec guys. I’ll start the article in a second. First, I’m trying to revamp my MySpace page… Looking back at this season 2 episode from August 17, 2006, I’m thoroughly enjoying all the old stuff. MySpace, the old computer, Frank and Charlie, and so much more. Frank finding out he’s not Dennis and Dee’s […] More
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6 Times the Gang Out Business-ed You Dumb Business Bitches
Okay listen up, you jabronis! You’re probably over there thinking you’re a pretty smart business bitch. You know, you get after it, you jabberjaw, you go tit-for-tat, you win some, I win some, and there’s a mutual respect left over between us. Well, I’m here to tell you you’re wrong. While you were over there […] More
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Mac and Dennis Are In Love
Over the past 12 seasons, we have had many hints at many different storylines on It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia. For example, we have always known that Mac is gay. Have you ever noticed how Mac and Dennis are madly in love with each other? There have been many examples of this and we found […] More
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Sunny Horror! It’s All About the Implications
A few weeks ago I proposed some Always Sunny movies that should be made. One of these movies was about a deranged man who’s dating system leaves him lonely with his ever fleeting sanity (D.E.N.N.I.S.). It was followed up by a sequel called “The Implication” which carried on with the man’s downward spiral into insanity. […] More
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20 Derivative Pieces of Always Sunny Artwork
It’s crazy considering the fact that probably thousands of pieces of Always Sunny art have been produced since the show started. It’s even crazier to think about how thousands of people have Sunny artwork tattooed on their bodies for the rest of their lives. I attempted to pick out some of the best work I’ve […] More
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